Usually, I don’t write long narratives but this particular day warrants some comment.
The following day after the rodeo, Saturday, I awoke to find that the trailer’s toilet had backed up. Because I already had my day planned to visit Jackson. Wyoming, I shrugged my shoulders and thought: I’ll worry about this later. It can’t be that bad.
Jackson sits at the entrance to Grand Teton National Park, on the way to Yellowstone National Park. All traffic coming from a southerly direction must pass through Jackson’s main downtown street to reach the Tetons and Yellowstone. Having been to Jackson several times, I knew what to expect: traffic and shoppers. But with COVID-19 raging, I thought: At least there will be fewer tourist than usual. WRONG!! Large crowds and heavy traffic. Much more than I had ever seen. So, the solution was to quickly do my shopping and leave.
Specifically, I had come to buy a pair of Orvis wading boots, which their Internet site showed being available at the Jackson store. WRONG!! I had just traveled 65 miles (105 km) one way for non-existent boots.
But, that’s OK. I needed to go the library to work on the blog. CLOSED!!
But, that’s OK. Also, I wanted a specific Western hat for Preston, my son. Bravely, I parked the pickup at the edge of downtown and entered the chaos. Over the years, I have purchased several Western hats from a store on the main street. Off I went until: Out of business!! Phooey!!
Oh well. Certainly I could find another Western hat store, which I did just a block away. As I walked in the front door, I saw the hat I was looking for immediately in front of me. But, they didn’t have Preston’s size. Good grief!!!
Since I was already in this melee of tourists scampering from one store to another, I decided to look for boots at a well-know fly shop, only to find out that they no longer sold wading boots. I guess selling expensive fly rods should be more profitable. Rats!!
Finally, I stocked up on groceries at the Albertson’s supermarket, and fled back to my the comfort of my little trailer. Except, of course, it still had a clogged :”black water” waste tank. Hmm!
Luckily, the campground has a dump station to dump both “grey” water (waste water from the sink and shower) and “black” water (sewage from the toilet). After towing my trailer to the dump station, I worked diligently using various techniques to unclog the damn thing. Finally, I decided I needed a plumber’s snake to get the job done.
So, I towed the trailer back to the campsite, unhooked, and drove a 40 mile (65 km) round trip to buy a plumber’s snake. As I came out of the hardware store, I noticed that the pickup’s windshield had cracked. Of course the crack was located right in front of the driver’s position. Good grief!!
Back at camp, I hooked the trailer back up and returned to the dump station. As a plumber’s son, I believe that I have certain innate talents with sewage blockages. A simple blockage in a trailer. What could be simpler. After about 30 minutes of constant cursing effort, the toilet tank decided it was time to give up, and the clog broke loose. Fortunately, slowly and not suddenly.
A day to forget, for sure!!!